That’s it. We’re done. We have reached tech nirvana, and there is nothing left to be designed, built, or even thought up. This high-tech throne of eternal happiness, first brought to us by the guys at Trick Anything, features drink holders, lumbar support, and a multi-positioned adjustable bowl (after all, some people are bigger than others).

Unfortunately, there are no rockets to propel one to Mach five, but it does have a security system to alert you of any unauthorized poopers. Be sure to see what other madness has been committed by these guys – perhaps a gold-plated photo stick is more to your liking.