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In case you missed it: “It’s just too much effort to hide it any longer. We spend so many countless hours trying to make characters that are so obviously Jewish seem gentile. It’s just not cost effective anymore,” said Jeffrey Katzenberg.

“What a relief,” said James L. Brooks (Jew), producer of “The Simpsons.” “Now we can finally stop this nonsense of making Bart and his family appear white trash and just make them Jews already.”

Renamed “The Simpsteins” for JewTV, Homer Simpstein will own a small check- cashing business and be a little more successful then his Simpson counterpart, while Marge, a compulsive, high strung career woman, will be racked with guilt for not properly mothering her children to death. Bart will be a hypochondriac obsessed with anti-Semitism, who will constantly nudge his dad to describe the deaths of many his dead relatives who died in the Holocaust.

[Full Article: PalestineBlogs.com, via National Lampoon]