Operation Security Roof
Written by Gilad Atzmon on 10. August 2006, 1256hrs // Part of Gilad Atzmon's adventure in Bleeding Edge, Good News, Israel, Palestine, Peace, Say That Again, War // Other posts by Gilad Atzmon
If the the Zionist apartheid wall is not protective enough for the Zionist state Gilad Atzmon has a better idea with a conclusion:
“They all agreed that such a solution would fit nicely with the concept of modern Jewish life in general and Zionism in particular. Israelis love the sea. Israelis are not afraid of water. Once the entire Israeli society is covered with water, no one would ever consider throwing them to the sea.”
Operation Security Roof (A Developing Story)
by Gilad AtzmonFollowing the IDF difficulties in defeating Hezbollah’s and Hamas’s ballistic warfare, the Israeli Government is now searching for contractors with some advanced experience in large scale reinforced concrete constructions. The mission ahead is the building of a solid concrete roof over the entire Jewish State (known as ‘Greater Israel’). PM Ehud Olmert is determined that the only way to defend Israel’s populated area is to cover the Jewish State with a thick layer of iron and cement.
The Israeli Government’s decision to build a concrete roof followed a considerable debate within the cabinet. Defense Minister Amir Peretz insisted that a massive extension of the current Security Wall would be enough to provide the goods. Peretz maintained that a substantial increase of the wall to the height of 90,000 ft. would be more than sufficient to stop missiles from entering Israeli territory. Peretz sensibly argued that Israeli youngsters would benefit from seeing the blue sky when they raise their eyes above. Prime Minister Olmert and the Chief of Staff, Major General Dan Halutz, couldn’t agree less. Being fully aware of the nature of ballistic warfare, both Halutz and Olmert agreed that the only way to provide the Jewish State with the ultimate security is to cover it from above with a reinforced concrete shield. Shimon Peres, the legendary peace enthusiast, offered a compromise inspired by the idea of a trampoline. Peres suggested that a Security Wall’s 90,000 ft. extension made of an elastic net would do the job. The elder statesman argued that an elastic net will guarantee that every Arab missile aimed at Israel would bounce back to the Arab territory once it hits the net. Olmert and Halutz dismissed Peres’s suggestion. They argued that considering the excessive Israeli usage of artillery and missiles against its Arab enemies, the Jewish State would suffer far more from the erection of such a “bouncy net.” “Israel,” said Halutz, “would never survive the extent of its fierce artillery barrages bouncing back on itself.”
In a press conference following the heated cabinet debate, Government spokesman Mr. Zion Zioni stressed that, “following the total success of the Security Wall in stopping Palestinian suicidal terror, a “Security Roof” is obviously the natural way to proceed.” Mr. Zioni maintained as well that the new Israeli project will turn the Jewish State into a “sealed Jewish Bunker.” “In fact,” Zioni emphasized, “‘Operation Security Roof’ brings the Zionist adventure into its final destination. We are now moving from the ‘Iron Wall’ phase into the ‘Concrete Roof’ future. With a reinforced concrete ceiling from above, a Security Wall in the East and the Mediterranean Sea in the West, the Jewish State will eventually become the safest haven for world Jewry. Herzl’s dream comes true. Long Live Israel!”Yet, some technical difficulties lay ahead. Probably the most crucial problem has something to do with breathing. Like the rest of the humankind, the Israeli people consume oxygen and release carbon dioxide. Apparently, the Israeli cabinet Ministers were made aware of this very crucial fact by the Health Minister. Olmert, being a man of action, responded immediately. Already in the cabinet meeting he authorized the Defense Ministry to explore different solutions to the acute problem. We already learned from the Defense Ministry spokesman Lt. Galileo Galilee that Filter on the Roof, the Israeli-American High Tech chemical giant (traded on Wall Street, operated from Gush Katif) has been contracted to deal with the problem.
We have learned as well from Lt. Galilee that Filter on the Roof has already come up with more than a few solutions. Although some of the solutions are rather radical, it is crucial to mention that they are all extremely innovative, as you would expect from an Israeli-American High Tech venture. Probably the most conventional and practical solution proposed by the chemical giant was to bore as many as six million ventilation holes in the roof. Peres, Peretz and Sh-Meretz rejected the possibility without even thinking twice. “Considering our traumatic collective memory of the holocaust,” so they said, “turning the Jewish State into a big room with holes in the ceiling is simply unacceptable.”
Probably the most radical suggestion made by the Israeli-American company was to train the Jewish population in Israel to breath like fish. By the time the Israeli people are well trained, all that is left to do is to just fill the Jewish bunker with seawater. In other words, Filter on the Roof suggested to turn the Israeli State into a “giant Jewish tropical aquarium.” Though this option seems to be very radical and even inconceivable, most cabinet Ministers reacted enthusiastically. They all agreed that such a solution would fit nicely with the concept of modern Jewish life in general and Zionism in particular. Israelis love the sea. Israelis are not afraid of water. Once the entire Israeli society is covered with water, no one would ever consider throwing them to the sea.
We will be following this developing story and keeping you informed.
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August 10th, 2006 at 10:16 am
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August 10th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Operation Security Roof On August 10th, 2006, from Sabbah’s Blog
August 10th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Blow to Blair as ministerial aide quits defence post over Lebanon
Tony Blair was dealt a fresh blow last night as a ministerial aide quit his post with the Government’s defence team in protest at the Prime Minister’s stance on the Lebanon crisis.
Labour loyalist Jim Sheridan announced his resignation as parliamentary private secretary to the Defence Ministers as more than 130 MPs issued a demand for the recall of Parliament to discuss the conflict.
http://www.yorkshiretoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=55&ArticleID=1685684
August 10th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
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August 10th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Lieberman’s loss signals rebellion.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/politics/story/38157D6FA74D2114862571C6001764F7?OpenDocument
U.K. Authorities disrupt major terror plot.
http://www.moneyweb.co.za/shares/international_news/919847.htm
http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/detail/British_terror_alert_hits_travellers.html?siteSect=105&sid=6962715&cKey=1155208829000
Haitham,
Analysing the situations and series of events. Any third person can see an organized plot to rally in support of their public. If you remember, plots have always been foiled when there has been significant decline in the public opinion and polls against the on going massacre against lebaneese and iraq war.
With senator leiberman having booted out by the public for his pro-war stance. All the politicians from U.K to U.S fear war crimes and tribunals being open against them in the event of losing office of authority.
By protraying that they have secured the lives of millions of people around the globe, and rallying the need to stringent measures for the safety of their people. U.K and the british media have demonstrated that they have put up an excellent show. Now, the justification for the war and the lebaneese offensive, syria and iran would be another cases that would be sold using the same media. Weapons of Mass distortion being CNN, BBC, WIKIPEDIA and several other sources. This would be another case of victims of muslim community in U.K. The alleged terror plot foiled. The intelligence identifies people with weak political and economic background and makes them the victims.
What a great show, may be the media journalists should start investigating this matter fairly, rather than buying a story of terrorist plot orchestraed by the government agents and the world is rallying behind a corrupt and dishonest governments like BLAIR and BUSH.
Hats off to people of U.K and U.S. Today, i realise that most of the people around the globe are just mere sheeps rallying behind waht ever is being sold.
August 10th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
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August 10th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
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August 10th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Aiyn, Samina and others who are interested,
Here are some items not being covered by the media in my country:
August 1st, Representative John Conyers released the full 350 page report “The Constitution in Crisis” documenting Bush/Cheney war crimes and crimes against our Constitution. You can download it here: http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/constitutionincrisis
On August 3rd, Alberto Gonzales, US Attorney General appeared before Congress asking for a “clear definition of war crimes” which would minimalize the Geneva Conventions rulings against “degrading and cruel punishment” and to make it legal to use heresay evidence against “terror suspects”
http://jurist.law.pitt.edu/paperchase/2006/08/gonzales-says-clear-
us-definition-of.php I ask, is it not slightly suspicious that they are trying to change the “rules of the game” for future possible trials concerning these matters?
And here’s one that everyone should save to their favorites:
http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/
As for the above article, I find it extremely cynically hilarious.
But, I compare it to the Israeli occupation of Palestine. Isn’t this exactly what Israel is attempting to do, put a wall or “roof” over Palestine in order to “contain the threat”? Isn’t this exactly what they are seeking to do when creating a “buffer zone” in Southern Lebanon? If a “roof over Israel” is a joke and impossible to carry out, why is it that a wall separating themselves and choking the Palestinians going to work? Why is it that the US thinks that Israel can achieve security by putting their “enemies” in encampments and every once in a while just remind them if they dare try to change the status quo not only they but their entire families, and the entire neighboring community will be blown to smitherines? Why is it that the US and the UK think that they can just KILL in order to stamp out “terrorism”? Gosh, has anyone in either administration ever heard the word “oxymoron”? Is EVERYONE”S memory so short that we here in the US not realize what our own reaction is to attack? I don’t know, just some simple minded musings from a VERY concerned American who thinks our current policy is the most INSANE policy ever to have been ideated.
August 11th, 2006 at 4:10 am
I would love a roof over Israel, a concrete roof designed and built by Americans.
I am sure it will collapse because of big business cutbacks.
The world is now controlled by big business, and the bottom line is now all that matters!
If Lebanon and Palestein could start up factories that could make auto parts cheaper than China, Israel would be in trouble!
Think about it!
Money is more important than religion!