Tis the Season for Treason [Satire]

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

By Mantiq al-Tayr * | Sabbah Report | www.sabbah.biz

1. As an Irish-American, I ask myself, Which of the two is the greater Judas to his nation: the Irish prime minister, Brian Cowen, or the American president, Barack ?

The above quote is from ’s latest post on Counterpunch.com. I have to say, also being of Irish descent, that I have often asked myself the very same question. There is no doubt at all what the Irish would say, this was made abundantly clear to me while I was in Ireland last summer. Cockburn however does seem to favor Obama in the contest.

My view though is that it really is the wrong question.

2. We’re fucked.

3. That’s right, we’re fucked. Talk about being screwed blued and tattooed. As a loyal American, I feel that I must report some extremely suspicious behavior to the FBI guys who read (and who do seem to very much like) this blog. I mean, I’m just doing what it says on the Big Brother signs that are on our highways that say something like “If you see someone who looks like a Muslim please call 666-666-ARAB” or something like that. Or maybe it just says to call if you see something suspicious – but maybe especially if it is a Muslim. Something like that anyway. Anyway, FBI guys, some psycho-looking bitch is trying to get people to stalk me and no doubt lots of my friends and even your friends. Here’s the proof. Please have her arrested immediately.


Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdOuyfiLGE

4. Anyway, back to traitors. This one is thanks to Mondoweiss who I think credits Jeff Blankfort. That’s a pretty good isnad. But I digress.

Anway —

The Hollywood Jew this week brings up a pretty interesting one, one who has been featured in previous posts on this site about traitors, Haim Saban. This guy is apparently tireless. He’s just come back to the east coast after raising nine million dollars for of ’s murderous rampage in December of 2008-January 2009.

What! Of course I was just kidding. Actually he raised 9 million dollars FOR THE FUCKING KILLERS. I am not making this up, he just raised 9 million dollars for the Israeli Defense (sic) Forces. Send one fucking worthless US dollar to some non-Zionist-approved Muslim charity and your ass is in jail, send millions to war criminals and you are a hero. Is this a fucked up country or what?

But it gets even better. (Note to Shas Party members, “even better” here means “even more fucked up.”) You see, Saban actually was raising money for the western chapter of the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces. Yes, there really is such an organization and they have a real nice web site too. It was a great gala and I’ll provide some quotes from The Hollywood Jew in a minute to show you that a good time was had by all. But first, let’s learn a little bit about the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces.

Yitzhak Gershon

It is headed by a retired Israeli General who lives in the US named Yitzhak Gershon. He pulls no punches when he links the American Jewish community to the . Red highlights, as usual, are mine.

I have always been proud of being Israel’s soldier, whether in Israel as part of the IDF, or in the United States as the National Director of Friends of the IDF. The bond between the community in America and the soldiers in Israel is extraordinary and powerful – it has changed the lives and created opportunities for thousands of IDF soldiers.

Turns out that the butt-kicking handed to the IDF by Hizballah led to Gershon’s retirement.

Anyway, the web site informs us:

The Israeli government is responsible for training IDF soldiers and providing them with the necessary tools for their service. FIDF is committed to providing these soldiers with love, support, and care in an effort to ease the burden they carry on behalf of the Jewish community worldwide.

Their job is to look after Israel. Ours is to look after them.

In fact “Their job is to look after Israel. Ours is to look after them” is the motto of the Friends of the Israeli Defense forces. So this is an “American” organization that is solely devoted to the military of a foreign nation. And they do quite a lot for them. Among the many things they have done (the whole list is on this page)

  • 4,913 soldiers enjoyed seminars, workshops, discussion groups, and field trips through the FIDF Identity and Purpose program.
  • FIDF’s Sunday Culture program funded the attendance of 1,246 soldiers at concerts, art exhibits, plays, dance performances, film screenings, and lectures.
  • FIDF sponsored 37 SPIRIT weeks, enabling 19,014 combat soldiers to enjoy a vacation week at the R&R facilities in Ashkelon and Givat Olga.

You don’t have to be a USS Liberty survivor to consider this to be giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Now, I know what you are thinking. “Mantiq, can I give money to the Friends of the Israeli Defense forces too? Can I get a tax deduction on top of that?

Yes, goys and girls, you can give money to Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces, just like Haim Saban does, and since the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces is a 501 (c) (3), the American Taxpayers will finance it! Doesn’t that just make you want to come all over Monica Lewisnky’s dress? Here’s a link to the form.

By the way, the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces have even got a deal where they can send you to Israel so you can cuddle up with the IDF care of the American taxpayer.

Anyway, the western chapter of the Friends of the Israeli Defense Forces sure did have a good time last Friday night. What a great way to celebrate the Sabbath.

The Hollywood Jew tells us:

“The event, hosted for the fourth consecutive year by Saban and his wife, Cheryl, was a lesson in how to throw a party. There was the astonishing entertainment (Andrea Bocelli), the better-than-average food (smoked salmon salad), and syrupy videos of IDF soldiers designed to tug at the heartstrings. All of which proved that no one else in the Los Angeles Jewish community is quite as deft at enticing others to take up a cause than the Sabans.”

Jason Alexander of Seinfeld was the emcee, must have been really cool. Saban contributed big bucks himself that night and tons of others pitched in, really a lovely evening:

“FIDF western regional director Miri Nash, dressed sharply in a black cocktail dress that accented her long blonde hair, began dashing around the room with a microphone in hand, tossing it off to anyone who wanted to pledge more for the pot. A 17-year-old named Dominic pledged $1,000; another family gave $18,000 on behalf of the Persian synagogue Nessah; yet another family promised $100,000; and on and on until the final major gifts-$500,000 from Guess jeans founder Paul Marciano and $1 million more from his brother, Maurice-concluded an exceptionally energizing and effective philanthropic ploy.”

Go here to download the full text of the Goldstone Report.

5. Scott Horton of Antiwar.com is one of the better alternative radio interviewers out there. One of Horton’s strengths is his ability to summarize complicated points in plain and often funny and satirical English. In honor of Scott’s excellent work, from time to time here at we will post a brief excerpt of Scott doing exactly this. Today’s inaugural download, though we do disagree with the first half of the comment, is down right funny and very true – at least the second half anyway. Enjoy. (The excerpt is from his most recent interview with Phil Weiss.)

Scott on SOBs

Here’s a link to antiwar.com and here’s one to their donation page (yes donations are tax deductible) and here’s the link to antiwar.com radio.

6. Okay RoHa and company, it’s time for your Arabic lesson. The first time students of Arabic come across the formula recited in Arabic when the name of the Prophet Muhammad is mentioned they stumble over it repeatedly before getting it down. The formula means “May God bless him and grant him peace” and it has a certain charm due to its rhythm, alliteration and assonance. Here it is in Arabic script and transliterated. Note to Shas Party members, the first line below is the one in the Arabic script.

صلى الله عليه وسلم

Salla llahu “alayhi wasallam

Now, thanks to a UK based musical quartet called Shaam (basically meaning Syria), anyone can learn how to say this phrase perfectly. I don’t think that this fine musical group intended to teach this when they performed the song below, but it sure is perfect for it.

Now the song is almost ten minutes long. It starts out slowly and there are two major transitions and I will give you the time hacks. If you don’t have patience the song really picks up at 4:20 and is really gorgeous as they sing the Madad portion of the song. Then at 6:28 the song transitions and focuses on the Arabic phrase I discussed above. Also, the verses in the song from this point onward are in English and are then framed by the Arabic. The video is below. Here is another link to their site featuring photos of the group.

Listen to this song and sing along and even white boys with no rhythm will master it. Maybe a certain “Queen” should show this one to her husband.


Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPZRTl9WCU

Beautiful job gentlemen, beautiful job.

* Mantiq al-Tayr is a blogger who is attempting to wake up other American citizens to the true dangers and challenges which face their country and is devoted to justice for the Palestinian people. Truth is his objective, satire is his tool. He also enjoys reading the Qur’an from time to time. See his website.