Free Jonathan Pollard [Satire]

by Mantiq al-Tayr on 01/07/2011

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

By Mantiq al-Tayr * | Sabbah Report | www.sabbah.biz

American Hero

1. What do Congressmen Barney Frank (Likud, Mass), Steve Rothman (Likud, New Jersey), Bill Pascrell (Likud, New Jersey) and Anthony Weiner (Likud, New York) have in common ? No, no, it's not what you are thinking goys and girls, Barney Frank is the only of the of the four to have run a homosexual whore-house out of his apartment, so that's not it. Try again.

I know that others of you are thinking, "They initiated a letter to Israeli Vice President for American Affairs (IVPFAA) Barack Obama (BO) in which they asked Obama to grant clemency to poor Jonathan Pollard." Sorry, you are close, but no cigar. I mean, you are correct, they did do this, but that is still the wrong answer. In fact, to prove my point, below is the text of the letter taken right from the website run by Pollard's second wife. You can skip this letter for now to get to the rest of the post if you'd like.

October xx, 2010

President Barack Obama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20500

Dear Mr. President,

We write to urge you to use your constitutional power to extend clemency to Jonathan Pollard, thereby releasing him from prison after the time he has already served. As you know, such an exercise of the clemency power does not in any way imply doubt about his guilt, nor cast any aspersions on the process by which he was convicted. Those who have such views are of course entitled to continue to have them, but the clemency grant has nothing to do with that.

We believe that there has been a great disparity from the standpoint of justice between the amount of time Mr. Pollard has served and the time that has been served – or not served at all – by many others who were found guilty of similar activity on behalf of nations adversarial to us, unlike Israel.

Recently, we allowed a large number of Russians, who had been spying on us for the country that had long been our major adversary, to leave with no punishment whatsoever. This makes it very hard for many to understand why Mr. Pollard should continue to serve beyond the nearly twenty-five years he has already been in prison. We agree that it is important that we establish the principle that espionage of any sort is impermissible, but it is indisputable in our view that the nearly twenty-five years that Mr. Pollard has served stands as a sufficient time from the standpoint of either punishment or deterrence.

We further believe that at a time when Israel, our democratic ally, is being faced with difficult decisions, a decision by you to grant clemency would not only be a humane act regarding Mr. Pollard, but it would also be taken in Israel as a further affirmation of the strong commitment the U.S. has to the ties between us, and we believe that such an affirmation could be especially useful at a time when those decisions are being made.

In summary, we see clemency for Mr. Pollard as an act of compassion justified by the way others have been treated by our justice system; as an act that will do nothing whatsoever to lessen our defenses against espionage; and a step that far from hurting the national security, could advance it by the impact it would have within Israel. We urge you to use the clemency power in this case.

Okay goys and girls, I bet you are thoroughly confused. They did initiate this letter so why isn't that the answer? The real answer is that these four guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. They are afraid to ask for anything more than clemency for Pollard. Hell, everyone in this country has known since they were tall enough to kiss Frank's ass without having to stand on a stool that over 90 % of the members of the House and Senate would line up single file in a snowstorm outside of the Israeli embassy in Washington to give Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren a blow job if they were ordered to do so by Israel, so what's this crap about just asking for clemency? And only 39 congressmen have signed the thing up until now! Oh my Allah, what has this world come to?

We here at Mantiq al-Tayr – meaning all of the Tuyuur – demand that the IVPFAA get the new year (1432 I think it is, let me check, yes that's right) off to a kosher start not by commuting Pollard's sentence but rather by giving him a full pardon, restoring all of his rights, paying him and the state of Israel compensation for the 25 years he has been held in prison at taxpayer's expense, giving him a job as an aide to Dennis Ross in the White House, bestowing the Presidential Medal of Freedom upon him, and then using your influence to have him awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

American Pussy

That's right god damn it. How in the hell could our system have even considered imprisoning someone who turned over to Israel a stack of highly-classified documents that would be about "six feet wide, six feet long, and ten feet high"? For this, he ought to get a Congressional Medal of Honor and Obama shouldn't give it to him in some dump in the Naval Yard the way it was done to the Commander of the USS Liberty, William McGonagle, for having his ship get in the way of about 850 Israeli shells, countless bullet rounds and an Israeli torpedo, but rather it should be done in the Oval Office with Alan Derwoshitz and Wolf Blitzer in attendance. In addition, we demand that the US government issue an official apology to the state of Israel in which it declares that Israeli spying on the United States is not only not considered a crime, but instead is something that the US government encourages all of its employees and those who know its employees to engage in freely and openly. This would, of course, be in accord with poor Jonathan's defense strategy and with the reasoning of the great American hero Steven Rosen in his lawsuit against AIPAC. Please note that Rosen himself never went to jail for spying for Israel, nor did his goy buddy, Larry Franklin, nor did Ben-Ami Kadish who was spying for Israel at the same time Pollard was and even had the same handler, the great humanitarian Rafi Eitan.

I am not making this up. Pollard's lawyers did argue that the US Department of Justice had a policy of not prosecuting Israeli spies. Grant Smith, who knows everything about our plucky little friends in the Israeli lobby, writes:

He [Pollard] attached press clippings of other instances of the US government detaining accused Israeli spies or uncovering illicit transfers of classified information that did not result in prosecution. Pollard's defense brashly stated "it was the established policy of the Department of Justice not to prosecute U.S. citizens for espionage activities on behalf of Israel."

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One other thing Mr. IVPFAA. After all of this is done, you should then replace that credit card state guy –Joe"I am a Zionist" Biden with Pollard on your ticket for the 2012 IVPFAA race. No neo-con could attack you then, having Pollard on your side is like having millions and millions of spies all working for you in the media, in Hollywood, on Wall Street, in Congress – every where that ye turn, there will be the face of Zion, or something like that anyway. How could you lose? What would make it even better would be for you to win in 2012 and then, right after swearing yourself in – try to do it right next time, but I digress – you should announce your resignation so Pollard can become President. He can then pick Butt-Fuck Barney as the new VP.

Of course, Pollard might just want to go home after you get him out of jail, home being Israel of course where no doubt there's tons of money saved up for him and where he will be regarded as an Israeli national hero – something that would be good for all Americans to see. And then, when he's back there at home in good old Israel, you could maybe give him the Awlaqi treatment. Hell, as Grant Smith tells us, even Pollard's handler, did I mention that he is a great humanitarian?, Rafi Eitan, said of Pollard:

"If I had been at the [Israeli] Embassy when Pollard came to seek asylum, I would have put a bullet through his head and there would have been no Pollard affair.'"

2. By the way, Ann Pollard, Pollard's first wife who is also an out-and-out traitor to the United States but who was only sentenced to five years in prison, has again gone to live in Israel where she is doing better after having a tough time in New York.

Commenting on the affair, Netanyahu said: "We have a moral and humanitarian obligation to Ann Pollard, who paid a heavy personal price of five years in prison."

"I am planning to strike roots in Israel all over again. I never stopped feeling as though this is my home. I am returning home now," Pollard said excitedly shortly after landing.

3. The Pollard affair is such an incredible story that I plan to relate parts of it in most of my upcoming posts. You literally will not know whether to laugh or cry.

4. In fact, I think I'll add a tidbit I'd saved for a future post on this subject right here and now. As you all know, unless you are as stupid as a Shas Party member, Representative Peter King (Asshole, New York) wants to hold Congressional hearings on how Mooselims in the US are getting radicalized and want to kill your grandmother.

Now as readers to this site are well aware, there is a very serious radicalization program here in the United States but it ain't run by them there Mooselims. It's run by a ton of organizations that are out there to get American Jews to be loyal to Israel and they start on Jewish kids when they are youngins and they work on them for basically ever – and they are pretty fucking successful. Such organizations are Nefesh B'Nefesh, MASA, Birthright Israel, Camp Young Judea, Bnei Akiva and a bunch of others. Let's give honorable mention to the Yeshiva called Ateret Cohanim which actually built a house in the West Bank and named it after Pollard. Eventually the recruits end up in Israel for some – brain washing. You can search on these terms on this site to learn more. The first post that dealt with a bunch of these is here.

This is where the really serious radicalization in the US is happening – and don't forget to include a bunch of schools and synagogues as well. And it just so happens that Jonathan Pollard first went to Israel when he was about sixteen to attend a "summer camp" where it also just so happens he first met the woman who would become his second (and current) wife and the person who runs his appallingly funny website. She says:

I met him in 1971. We were both very young. We were participating in summer programs in Israel. We had a lot in common, our great love for the land and people of Israel.

On this point Seymour Hersh wrote:

One of the boy's happiest times, the family told journalists after his arrest, came when, at the age of sixteen, he attended a summer camp for gifted children in Israel. He talked then of serving in the Israeli Army, but instead he finished high school and went on to Stanford University. His Stanford classmates later recalled that he was full of stories about his ties to Israeli intelligence and the Israeli Army.

So "Congressman" (and I use that term loosely) King, I suggest you hold hearings on the radicalization of Jewish boys and girls and the resulting and sometimes well-documented harm they end up doing to the United States. But you won't because you are a fake, a hypocrite and ought to be investigated yourself.

5. It's video time. Get out your barf bags goys and girls. This first video is very revealing in ways no doubt not intended by the speaker.

This one features two of the most beautiful people in the world. For Shas Party members – the music starts at 3:28 if you don't want to wait for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uPHaioopKM

Now as further proof that radicalization of American Jews is a very serious problem, here is the lovely Caroline Glick speaking up for Jonathan Pollard. Does that name Glick ring a bell? It should. More on her in a minute, but first let's see her perform.

Glick, who by the way is a US citizen who went to Israel in 1991 and became an Israeli. She is now a big shot editor at the Jerusalem Post and works with a US-based think tank. She's a hard line Islamophobe and was a featured speaker in the hideous "Obsession" movie sent out to voters in swing states during the last election for the IVPFAA. Pretty cool considering that the video was made by a Canadian-Israeli and who is an obvious operative and nutcase. She is also the producer of the video "We Con the World", the video which made fun of the deaths of people on-board the Mavi Marmara and which shows just how wonderful she and her fellow travelers are. Really beautiful people. She even appears in the video, see if you can find her in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it first here. We're fucked.

Unless we do something.

* Mantiq al-Tayr is a blogger who is attempting to wake up other American citizens to the true dangers and challenges which face their country and is devoted to justice for the Palestinian people. Truth is his objective, satire is his tool. He also enjoys reading the Qur'an from time to time. See his website.

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