Latest Snowden leak: Obama’s UNEDITED remarks to Netanyahu! [Satire]

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Note: Edward Snowden, using KGB supercomputers, has managed to hack in to the White House. On Wednesday Snowden leaked to VT a marked-up copy of President Obama’s remarks before Monday’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. It is believed that the original text was written by Obama himself, who is known to loathe Netanyahu, after which it was edited by Obama’s Zionist … [Read more...]

Israel Routes US Forces in “Six-Hour War” [Satire]

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WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE OBAMA ORDERS LAND, SEA AND AIR INVASION OF ISRAEL US SIXTH FLEET WIPED OUT BY ISRAELI PLANES, SHIPS AND SUBS ENTIRE MARINE EXPEDITIONARY UNIT ANNIHILATED BY ISRAELI FORCES 10TH MOUNTAIN DIVISION TROOPS FAIL TO TAKE HAIFA, FLEE INTO SOUTHERN LEBANON ISRAELI AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT ON WASHINGTON DC SUCCESSFUL. ISRAELI FLAG FLIES OVER THE US CAPITOL … [Read more...]

Is Herman Cain A Zionist Sock Puppet? [Satire]

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE 1. Of course he is, why the hell are you even asking? But it's not just that his two top aides, Mark Block and Linda Hansen are long time Americans for Prosperity hacks (AfP being a Koch brothers creation). Nor is it just the current scandal involving Block and possible illegal campaign contributions. It goes much deeper than that. Enjoy the … [Read more...]

Yahweh Good Allah Bad [Satire]

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE By Mantiq al-Tayr * | Sabbah Report | www.sabbah.biz 1. Something else bothered Orlich. Yee mentioned he had studied in Damascus. Orlich wondered about a man who would go to Syria - a state sponsor of terrorism - to find God. What do you do after you help destroy a man's military career and then help create a system of prisoner abuse that is … [Read more...]

Support Your Own Illegal Israeli Settlement [Satire]

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WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE By Mantiq al-Tayr * | Sabbah Report | www.sabbah.biz 1. Glenn Beck insults radical Islam by comparing it to Reform Judaism and then apologizes not to the Muslims but to the Jews. Shows you it ain't them there Mooselims who control the media. 2. Hey goys and girls, are you interested in supporting terrorism, violating international law, stealing … [Read more...]