This must be the one of the worst jokes I’ve heard, ever… [Hat tip: Akram Awad]

NY’s 1st Arabic School Occupied by a Zionist Principal!

ISLAM PROF IS ‘ZION’-HEARTED
By CHUCK BENNETT and JOHN MAZOR

New York Post - August 15, 2007

The new principal of the city’s controversial Arabic-themed school is an ardent Zionist who considered moving to Israel, [...]

Ask this Iranian TV channel…

Typo… yeah… wrong spell checking… poor editor!

The irony about this is contextual. Think of it… condemn(ing) Israel by condom(ing) it!!!

[Photo credit: ET & Thomas Erdbrink]

If the the Zionist apartheid wall is not protective enough for the Zionist state Gilad Atzmon has a better idea with a conclusion:

“They all agreed that such a solution would fit nicely with the concept of modern Jewish life in general and Zionism in particular. Israelis love the sea. Israelis are not afraid of water. [...]

As bizarre as it may seem, the sample jars brimming with cloudy, reddish rainwater in Godfrey Louis�s laboratory in southern India may hold, well, aliens. In April, Louis, a solid-state physicist at Mahatma Gandhi University, published a paper in the prestigious peer-reviewed journal Astrophysics and Space Science in which he hypothesizes that the samples�water [...]

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

A Chinese cosmetics company is using skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe. Agents for the firm have told would-be customers it is developing collagen for lip and wrinkle treatments from skin taken from prisoners after they have been shot. The agents say some of the [...]

I thought I was dreaming when I read this:
A gross creature which gobbles up a fish’s tongue and then replaces it with its own body has been found in Britain for the first time. The bug was discovered inside the mouth of a red snapper bought from a London fishmonger. The 3.5cm creature had grabbed [...]

GM will launch an actual self-driving system in its 2008 Opel Vectra.

Researchers have finally found evidence that erotic images make you go blind. The effect is temporary and lasts just a moment, but the research has added to road-safety campaigners� calls to ban sexy billboard-advertising near busy roads, in the hope of preventing accidents.

A Chinese man pulled a car with his ears while walking on eggs without breaking them. He can also pick up a 25kg bicycle with his mouth while standing on eggs.